What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

What are some possible reasons for an unfaithful spouse to not confess their affair to their partner and instead end it without telling them?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Can the existence of past lives be proven without the use of hypnosis or a pendulum to inquire about previous incarnations?

{RING} {RING}

HELLO

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Can we see your heels?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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